I love being in my 40’s, y’all!
So last night this happened… If you’re in mid-life like lil’ ole me, you probably have trouble sleeping through the night - yay! (I’m constantly having convos with my clients about how we can get some damned sleep).
Last night was no exception. EXCEPT in the great F.U.-from-god fashion, I was squirrel-brained at 1am…
That is too early to get up, y’all.
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Quick side story: in Mexico you can buy pretty much anything from a pharmacia.
Now I don’t do steroids or buy anything too crazy but I DO grab some Xanax because I take a small amount when I fly. It basically teleports me to my location (I sleep the whole flight. Or at the very least have a TMI convo. with the nice lady seated next to me, for which I have 0 recollection. Highly recommend).
And there’s one other thing that I occasionally buy there…
Just to be safe, before I fly back to the states from Mexico, I pop out all the pills into one generic bottle so nothing is confiscated at the airport (I probably don’t really need to do that but eh well, it’s kinda satisfying popping the little foil thingies). … Ok so I’m in bed last night and wide-ass awake at 1am. I tell Google to turn on the bedside lights so I can rummage around in my drawer for a tiny piece of Aunt Xanadu…
I grab a blue pill and bite off a small piece between my top teeth and my lower night guard (that I have to wear because I grind so hard from the stress of being in my 40’s)...
And then continue staring at the ceiling.
The next time I look at the clock (NEVER LOOK AT THE CLOCK!) it’s been an hour and I’m still not sleepy. But something is happening “down under”. I’m getting…excited… Wait a minute, me thoughts, did I get the pills mixed up!?…
I look at my dimmed-to-nearly-invisible phone pics that I had taken in MX so I wouldn’t get the pills mixed up, and sure enough - I took cialis! And there you have it - wide awake and ready for action.
I guess I’m shifting over to porn instead of sleep… Has this ever happened to you?? Let me know! xxoo,
Coach XanaDON’T.